Hydrating Has Never Been So Functional
May 4, 2010 by Jenn
With the weather warming up and Erin drinking for two, we sure are drinking a lot these days. (And by “drinking,” I obviously mean non-alcoholic bevies.) Here are a few products we’ve recently slurped down whilst we were sick of plain water and wanted a little more added nutrition to our diets.
Function Drinks
Energy drinks and fortified waters are a dime a dozen these days, but occasionally one pops in our inbox (the product announcement, not the drink itself) that we just can’t resist trying. Probably didn’t hurt that Lauren Conrad, Madonna, Shakira, Fergie, and Drew Barrymore all chug the stuff. A physician created the beverages, which come in three varieties: Light Weight helps curb sugar cravings and boost your metabolism, Urban Detox supports healthy lungs and sinuses and aids liver cleansing (after a long night of drinking in non-pregnant women), and Alternative Energy provides energy over six to eight hours.
We tried ‘em, and these Function Drinks get two thumbs up taste-wise. I was absolutely smitten with the Light Weight in Peach Mango, and it really did help cut cravings with only 10 calories in the whole bottle. (I recommend trying it during the afternoon workday energy slump.) The Alternative Energy in Citrus Yuzu really did keep your energy up, and Urban Detox in Prickly Pear tasted great and did help perk me up after a night of imbibing. The Detox and Energy have more calories than I’d like in a drink (100-120 calories in the whole bottle), but it sure is better than a Red Bull or greasy food…
YogaEarth
I absolutely love yoga and all that it does for me—from bettering my not-so-great flexibility to making me stronger to quieting the chatter in my mind. In fact, I get in a good yoga session at least once a week and do a few Sun Salutations or Down Dogs almost daily. So when we heard that YogaEarth created a system of pre/post practice nutrition with the support and input of hundreds of yoga teachers nationwide, I was intrigued. Now that I’m not training for the marathon, I have no outlet for my ritualistic nature, and—to be honest—I totally miss my running neurosis. And in this system, it’s recommended that you fuel up before, during and after your yoga sessions. Hooray for organization and planning!
There are two nutritional powders in the system that you can easily dissolve in water, juice, soup or even oatmeal. Balance is for pre-practice, and Vitality is for post-practice. I liked the flavor of Balance much better than Vitality, although both were an acquired taste when mixed with just water (reminded me of Vega Sport) or in food. However they were both much more palatable with juice. I especially liked mixing the Balance in grapefruit juice. The “natural” taste is for good reason though: The powders have no artificial sweeteners or color. Balance has natural beet, ginger, and acai flavors, while Vitality includes organic green tea, kiwi, Irish moss and wheatgrass. I didn’t feel a big difference in my body from drinking them, but I definitely felt fueled (there are 50 calories in each packet) and it helped with hydration. I also imagine that it would come in mighty handy when doing this…
Horizon Organic Chocolate Milk
When Horizon Organic emailed me to see if we wanted to try its new low-fat chocolate milk, I’m pretty sure I said (actually I know I said because I have the email in front of me), “Chocolate milk? Sign us up!” Little did the company know that I’ve been addicted to chocolate milk to increase my calcium intake during my pregnancy, as I can only drink regular milk if it’s in cereal or accompanied by chocolate. And if it’s not in cereal or accompanied by chocolate, I must put chocolate syrup in it. SO…a low-fat chocolate milk? Like I said, sign me up!
First of all, how cute is that cow mascot? Very cute. And how yummy is the chocolate milk? Very yummy indeed. And everyone else must think so because I got the last Horizon chocolate milk in the store. I could tell it wasn’t my usual skim—it was a little thicker and fuller in its 1% glory. It was sweet, as chocolate milk should be, but didn’t taste too sweet to this chocolate-milk lover. Calorie-wise it’s a little high at 170 for a cup, but it also packs added DHA Omega-3s, 8 grams of protein and 30 percent of your daily calcium. If you’d like a sweet treat, this is one you wouldn’t have to feel guilty about, especially because HO products are produced without antibiotics, pesticides, cloning or growth hormones. Moo-rrific!
—Jenn & Erin
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I’m a sucker for foods that taste like they could be bad for you, but really aren’t. I would love to try the Horizon Organic chocolate milk!
I’m totally in love with the Function Drinks, the Urban Detox in Prickly Pear is my fav and a great boost for after partying or for people with major sinus issues this time of year!
I have looked at it a million times in the grocery store, I am such a tight wad at the grocery store, but would love to try it!!
I drink Horizon skim every morning in my cereal and love the taste and texture so I would LOVE to try chocolate!!
Would LOVE to try the Horizon milk ~ and those Function drinks look great!
I would love to try this chocolate milk! I’ve been intrigued by the recent buzz about choc milk as the perfect recovery drink, but I haven’t given it a shot yet. I’m definitely going to look for the function drinks, too! Thanks for the reviews!
I am also pregnant and struggling to get my calcium in. Chocolate organic milk?!?! YUMMMMM-OOO. I would be afraid to drink the whole thing at once!
I have to ask, due to a ton of allergies to both synthetic and non-synthetic things, what’s in the Function Drinks that makes them sweet but have such low calorie/carb counts? (Believe it or not I live in LA and haven’t seen these…)
Ooh I love chocolate milk. I would love to try this!!
I have always loved chocolate milk, and I found that it statisfies the sweet tooth as well as makes you feel full. I have been told that the best time to drink it is after your workout. I have never had the Horizon chocolate milk, and would love to try it
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I would love to try the Function Drinks, but I get very wary of drinking anything with calories. I’m on such a tight budget with ny calories, that it almost seems a waste to drink anything with calories other than milk. I am tempted though! Lol
My daughter is nuts for the Horizon chocolate milk! It’s amazing!
Horizon milk sounds delicious! Chocolate,organic and full of goodies like Omega 3s? Sign me up!
I love chocolate milk after a run! I have to hide it from the kids so they don’t drink it while I’m gone -does that make me selfish??
Love Horizon chocolate milk and can’t wait to try the function drinks!
The chocolate milk seems to be calling my name! But I’m all for finding new yummy drinks, and keeping that fluid level up there! Thanks!
I had never been a fan of chocolate milk until I started drinking a glass of it after a good grueling workout and Horizon is one of my favorites. It reminds me of a milkshake.