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The Green Smoothie Hustla

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Do ya’ll remember the “It’s getting real in the Whole Foods parking lot” music video? We do, and we still sing it when we swing by the store to stock up on ‘bucha and coconut milk. But now there’s a new health foodie music video out, and it’s cracking us the heck up. Say, hello, to The Green Smoothie Hustla. With lines like, “I blend kale and arugula,” “Try ’em homie if you dare,” and “You know what I love to do; blend smoothies for me and you,” it’s health-loving rapping genius.

We particularly enjoy the flasks with green smoothies (so gangster) and the choreographed dance breakout at the end. It may be no Prancercise, but we’ll sheepishly admit that we actually are Green Smoothie Hustlas

What about you? Are you a Green Smoothie Hustla, too? —Jenn

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