The Best Subscription Boxes for Every Foodie Personality

You are an original. There is no one like you. But your taste in food? Well, let’s just say that you probably have a few thousand food twins out there. And no matter if you’re into eating farm-to-table, extra spicy or gluten-free, we guarantee there’s not just a product out there, but a whole subscription box full of eats with your name on it. Because, seriously, these days there are subscription boxes for just about everything — including your way of eating (or condimenting … ’cause that’s a verb now). Which one most suits you?

Personality Type: You Ask for Hot Sauce, With Everything

It’s no secret that we don’t mind the hot stuff, and if you’ve got a love affair with sriracha, Cholula and all things hot and spicy, too, the Fuego Box is for you. Forget the stuff you see at the grocery store; this subscription box delivers craft and small-batch hot sauces to you on the regular. From smoky to peppery to just plain burn-your-mouth-off (in a good way), this box will take your love of hot sauce to the next level.

Personality Type: You’re a Health Nut

When you love the way really healthy foods make you feel, it’s only fitting that you seek out foods that tick off every item on your list of dietary preferences. And, if that describes you to a T, FitSnack is the box for you! Every box has seven to 10 items that are a combination of what they consider The Perfect 10: high protein, complex carbs, low sugar, are GMO-free, Paleo, gluten-free, clean eating, sustainable, organic and raw. There’s an incredible variety of sweet snacks, gluten-free mixes, protein packed goodies, energy boosters and more from  in each delivery.

Personality Type: You Favorite “Meal” Is Juice

Love to juice? And by “juice,” we mean the green stuff made from fruits and veggies? Then you’ve gotta check out Farmbox Direct, which ships in-season organic fruits and veggies straight to your door. Founder Ashley Tyrner is big into juicing and specifically offers a green, orange or red juicing box. That way all you have to do is wait for the delivery dude or dudette to arrive and then get your homemade organic juice on!

Personality Type: You’re a Chocoholic

If you wish chocolate was a food group, you’ll probably appreciate Nourish Snack’s Chocolate Collection. Featuring five “flavanol-rich and cocoa-licious” snacks, this isn’t exactly a monthly delivery (sorry, we fudged on including it — get it? Har har!), but with everything from chocolate-dusted almonds to dark-chocolate chia-oat clusters, we just had to include it.

Personality Type: You’re Not Into Meat

Is meat a four-letter word for you? Or are you looking for more plant-based snacks? Vegan Cuts Snack Box is filled with seven to 10 vegan snacks (and even some drinks!) and delivered to your door each month. You just never know what new goodies you’re going to discover!

Personality Type: You’re Really Into Meat

If you’re the opposite of vegan, the Carnivore Club could be your (meaty) jam. Each month the Carnivore Club will send you an assortment of handcrafted cured meats themed around one producer specializing in a particular style (like Italian salumi, Spanish chorizo, or artisanal jerky). If you’re into charcuterie, this subscription box is so, so, so for you.

Personality Type: The Farmer’s Market Is Your Heaven, But You’re Busy

We love going to the Farmer’s Market,but sometimes it’s hard to squeeze it into your day or weekend! For weeks (or months) like that, we dig Door to Door Organics. With lots of customizable options from what arrives in your box (and where it’s sourced!) to when and how much, Door to Door Organics is as close to the farmer’s market being delivered to your door as it gets. (Especially for those who don’t have a good CSA nearby or want more variety!)
Does it mean you have multiple personality disorder if you want them all? Just asking … for a friend. —Jenn & Kristen